Winter Humor Aficionado Gifts

"Dude! Someone gave you snow moobs!"

"I... hate... this... place."

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

Your name written in the snow $1

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"I noticed a few browns."

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

Snowman Driver

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"You have ice water in your veins."

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

It's a bit derivative.

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph