Winter Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'The Groundhog tests have come back. I'm afraid you only have six weeks to live.'

'Bless you.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

A snowman lost his head after sneezing

'Why on earth would anybody want a 'cooling-off period'?'

'I'd help you but I'm ergonomically challenged.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"Have you noticed we're not very diverse?"

'Cut back on the heat.'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"

"And stop calling me a drip!"

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"I told you not to use that electric blanket."

"I've made a snow angel."

"I'm not thrilled with the cosmetic surgery, but at least now everything doesn't smell like carrots."

Keeping warm this winter...

Snowman

The Abominable snowman.

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

Bird on icy lake in shopping trolley.

"I'm on strike."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?..."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'I'd be warm as toast only for busybody do-gooders like you!'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'