Winter Humor Lovers Pillows

"I wish you could have thought up warmer disguises."

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

"I've got a confession to make love, I'm a secret pyromaniac"

'Honey, I swear to you, Lapland is not a gentlemen's club.'

'According to your resume, you are available seasonally only?'

Snowman: "Do you smell carrots?"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

It's a bit derivative.

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."