Lover Of Winter Humor Pillows

"Frosty the Repairman"

Skier sees another skier's unsuccessful accident.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'It's easy, just wee!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

It's a bit derivative.

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'