Loves Winter Humor Pillows

"You have ice water in your veins."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

It's a bit derivative.

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition