Loves Winter Humor Gifts

"You have ice water in your veins."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'It's easy, just wee!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

It's a bit derivative.

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition