Cold Weather Humor Connoisseur Pillows

'I tried wearing hot pants once -- they don't work at all!'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

"I love this time of year."

Snowman Driver

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

Weather today.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

"You have ice water in your veins."

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Greco-polar wrestling

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Oooo. That's cold."

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."