Cold Weather Humor Connoisseur T-Shirts

'I tried wearing hot pants once -- they don't work at all!'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

"I love this time of year."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

Snowman Driver

Weather today.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Greco-polar wrestling

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Oooo. That's cold."

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"