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'In a statement today, the Governor said, 'If everyone would build just 20 snowmen, we wouldn't have a snow removal problem.''

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

Snowman Driver

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Weather today.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Carrot shortage goes on.

"That guys a son of a birch."

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

'Welcome to our world standy uppy slippy world you swimmy jerk!'

"It reminds me of my dad. He's got a big head, and his eyes are bigger than his stomach."