Winter Weather Humor Enthusiast Mugs

'In a statement today, the Governor said, 'If everyone would build just 20 snowmen, we wouldn't have a snow removal problem.''

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Snowman Driver

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Weather today.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"I've made a snow angel."

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'Bless you.'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

'Welcome to our world standy uppy slippy world you swimmy jerk!'

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'