Weather Humor Aficionado Mugs

'Sunscreen is a big ripoff! I put it on my snowman and he's still melting!'

Captain steering house through flood.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

How You Know It's Spring...

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

LARGE FRONT

Global Forecasting Institute

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

"I guess the weather forecast was right."

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

Carbon suicide

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

'Say, Fred...'

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

"We've got water views again."

'I first became concerned when I noticed how much faster the ice was melting in my gin and tonic.'

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

Man Sledging on his car

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

"First Noah said rain, then flooding, next thing it will be all due to global warming."

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

"Hot enough for you?"

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'