Winter Humor Appreciate Pillows

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

It's a bit derivative.

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Snowman Romance

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'