Lover Of Winter Humor Prints

"Frosty the Repairman"

Skier sees another skier's unsuccessful accident.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'It's easy, just wee!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

It's a bit derivative.

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.