Cold Weather Humor Lover Prints

Sven Develops Hypothermia

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"Frosty the Repairman"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Snowman Driver

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

Weather today.

Greco-polar wrestling

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

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