Winter Joke Collectors Gifts

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Chicken Road Crossing

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

The First Black Friday

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

"I've made a snow angel."

Cold Callers!

'You're right - the dog did eat your homework.'