Winter Joke Collectors Gifts

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'What a gyp! Yesterday, after I got fixed, I put my testicles under my pillow, and all I got was a quarter!'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Chicken Road Crossing

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"Turns out it was all water weight."

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

The First Black Friday

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

Cold Callers!

"I've made a snow angel."