Winter Joke Teller Gifts

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Snowprov

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Rude Snowpeople

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Turns out it was all water weight."

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I've made a snow angel."

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

'Bless you.'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

Carrot shortage goes on.

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"That guys a son of a birch."

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."