Winter Joke Teller Pillows

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Snowprov

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."