Winter Jokester Gifts

Frosty's Retirement Plan

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

"Dude! Someone gave you snow moobs!"

Rude Snowman

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

'I didn't mean to hit you with a snowball, but you're hard to miss!'

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

"Bless you..."

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."

Snowprov

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Bug hanging up stockings

'It's easy, just wee!'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

'Now dear, it may be Thanksgiving, but stop referring to your aunt's gallbladder as a giblet.'

Don't you yell at him, he couldn't remember where he buried you!

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

It's a bit derivative.

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"