Seasonal Joke Teller Gifts

"You say snowman, I say snow woman. So, let's compromise by singing 'Frosty the Snow Person'."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'It's a snow mobile.'

"I love this time of year."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"You've got to learn to let go."

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

Snowman Romance

Christmas Socks

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

Santa's Second Stringers.

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

"Did you get some work done?"

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'