Seasonal Humorist Gifts

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'What comes after a mayfly?' 'A junebug?'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

The Four Seasonings.

'It is nice to have Springtime here at last.'

'You better stay away from hungry rabbits.'

Snow Globes In Spring

Wrong Side of the Equator

'With all your exports, the North Pole must have a really bad trade imbalance.'

A man recieving a haircut.

A Man for All Seasons (Except Winter and Summer)

Snowglobe In Summer

'Be prepared men..This season could be as wild as the one we had back on '97' Caprion: Legends of the Fall.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Operation Enduring Autumn

"I guess it was only a matter of time..."

Spring has been postponed

"Consumer Protection Agency. Have the recipients agreed in writing to receive gifts from you, sir?"

Snowman

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Why didn't I think of this a long time ago?...."

Autumn

'Spring already...it only seems like yesterday I was hoovering up the Christmas tree needles.' (Bonsai cherry blossom).

Snowman melting in the sun.

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

"'Naughty or nice'? - Is that like Yin and Yang?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

First Robin of Spring

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

"These chilly autumn afternoons remind me of what a witch you can be."