Seasonal Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Where did summer go?"

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

'Geez, what's it's been, Gary? Six months?'

"Just think -- in a few short months we'll be complaining about the heat and humidity."

H4PPY H0L1D4ZEZR

Missing Leaves

Summer Tombstone

'Ahhh, the first renegade of fall...'

"Something tells me it could get a litle chilly here in the winter"

"He's my cousin from Arizona."

"Little help?"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Fall on a desert island

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"I love this time of year."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

People of the Fall

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'