Seasonal Joke Lover Gifts

"Cuttin' out the middle man!"

Covid Spring

"Little help?"

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

Snowman Romance

Night of the Living Reindeer

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Minnesota Weather.

"You're really serious about that diet!"

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

The Itchy Back

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

How to Tell Spring is Here.

See U Next Year

'You really need to get some balls.'

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'