Seasonal Humor Admirer Gifts

Snirtman

"Little help?"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"I love this time of year."

'It's a snow mobile.'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.

Christmas Socks

Snowman Romance

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

Night of the Living Reindeer

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

The Four Seasonings.

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.