Seasonal Satire Aficionado Gifts

"Who hired him?"

"Little help?"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

The Frankenstein snowman.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"I love this time of year."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Christmas Socks

Night of the Living Reindeer

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

"Did you get some work done?"

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

The Four Seasonings.

"Not exactly a snowman!"