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"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"
These throw pillows are precision-cut and hand-sewn to serve as the perfect decorative accent in any environment.
Features
- 100% polyester case and insert
- Fabric weight: 6.49-7.37 oz./yd.² (220-250 g/m²)
- Hidden zipper
- Machine-washable case
- Shape-retaining polyester insert included (hand-wash only)
Estimated Fullfillment: 5 Days
30-day return policy
