Christmas Gifts

"You shouldn't have!"

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

Chill, dude – it's just toys. It's not like you're delivering a vaccine or anything.

Due to privacy concerns Santa no longer sees you when you're sleeping, or when you're awake.

"He's an indoor cat."

Obsessive-Compulsive Santa

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

The Perfect Holiday Card

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

Quiz for dogs.

Non-PC world.

Non-Denominational Carols

"It depends on which state we're visiting."

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

"We'd be there by now in the car you know."

"I told you we didn't need a tree."

"I'm afraid I made quite a nuisance of myself in here last night."

"Pass that."

"We got you a dreidel."

"Too bad you shredded the gift receipt."

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

Creation of Red Wine

"This is the wine talking."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'Sorry, wrong house.'

'Naughty, nice, nice, nice, naughty, nice. This you call a business plan?'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"Nobody move! I think I lost an eye."

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"Miss Harwood, please see to it that the halls are decked."

Santa Claus walks dogs

The blindfolded raft building team exercise ended in disaster for the snowman group.

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"