Christmas Celebration Gifts

Russian Doll Christmas

The Devil's advocaat.

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all genders."

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

Round robin goes bob bob bobbing along.

'Merry Christmas' Devoted angel praising Christmas

Christmas Hugs

I only drink Ice wine

'Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year' Swooping angel having fun

Pimp my sleigh.

Farmer Pickles Present.

Status updating this year's MINCE PIE!

Twas 4 nights before Christmas and Santa's spirits aren't high. Unless hitched to his sleigh, his reindeer can't fly...

'May we sing you a few carols?'

Radiant, yet flammable.

Christmas Family Gliders

"He's coming out halo first!"

"The holiday season always puts me in the mood to plan a tropical vacation."

A field of Christmas baubles

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Tartine

"Young Frankenstein"