Christmas Celebrations Gifts

Santa Claus walks dogs

A wind turbine generating the electricity for a Christmas tree's lights.

Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.

S is for snow

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'...and don't forget, echoing the company motto...'my door is always open'...'

'Deal with it.'

"The Wise Men brought gifts: ginseng, St John's and ginkgo biloba"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'It's the night before Christmas - No stirring!'

'How is your Christmas shopping going?'

"Fenwick, do you see any mistletoe on my coattail?"

'Is this them Mummy? Is this the relatives from hell?'

Bling bling merrily on high.

The oft-forgotten Three Old Wines who didn't quite manage to follow the star.

'Maybe I should talk with Mrs. Claus. She's GOT to have better taste in clothes than you!'

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Oil worker dads

Santa Clause Visits Union Troops

"I had to bring all these things back because they had 'some assembly required' instructions."

Santa and Pollution

'The thing I really enjoy is the build up to Christmas.'

Yuletide tossing the caber.

On the third day of Christmas...

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

'You overdo it when you play 'good cop'.'

Too much social woo woo!

Captain Pointy No.65 - ...But it might just work

I've actually got rabies, but it's Christmas, so I thought I'd run with it!

Covid Christmas mistletoe

Reach for the Sky