Christmas Celebrations Pillows

Santa Claus walks dogs

A wind turbine generating the electricity for a Christmas tree's lights.

Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.

S is for snow

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'...and don't forget, echoing the company motto...'my door is always open'...'

"The Wise Men brought gifts: ginseng, St John's and ginkgo biloba"

'Deal with it.'

'It's the night before Christmas - No stirring!'

Santa Clause Visits Union Troops

"I had to bring all these things back because they had 'some assembly required' instructions."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Fenwick, do you see any mistletoe on my coattail?"

'Is this them Mummy? Is this the relatives from hell?'

Bling bling merrily on high.

The oft-forgotten Three Old Wines who didn't quite manage to follow the star.

'Maybe I should talk with Mrs. Claus. She's GOT to have better taste in clothes than you!'

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'How is your Christmas shopping going?'

Oil worker dads

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Santa and Pollution

'You overdo it when you play 'good cop'.'

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

On the third day of Christmas...

Yuletide tossing the caber.

'The thing I really enjoy is the build up to Christmas.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Captain Pointy No.65 - ...But it might just work

I've actually got rabies, but it's Christmas, so I thought I'd run with it!

Covid Christmas mistletoe

Reach for the Sky

Superman charades

Too much social woo woo!