Celebrating Christmas Pillows

'I got you something to save time this Christmas.'

'Our new Finance Director, Ebenezer, tells me he can start immediately on identifying areas where we can make cuts.'

"Hey, Dad. We almost caught Santa last night!"

1st cop: 'Happy Christmas Sarge', 2nd cop: 'Here's one for you PC39'. Caption: Heavy police presents.

Twas the night before Christmas and there won't be flight. Santa can't make his rounds, at least not by tonight. But Santa still smiled, it's not a time to be sad, because the best gift of all is one we already had...

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

Baroquin' around the Christmas Tree

Gracie tries to put an angel tree-topper on but falls off and Papi catches her.

"You understand this was just business."

Frankenstein as a boy

'Sis, you would have gotten a lot more candy, too, if you'd used these sketchy rubber socks I found in Dad's dresser.'

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

"Well, I like having on our tram someone who obsessively chats about Christmas."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I'm the spirit of the present Christmas but don't worry... in your case the appearance of the ghost of the future Christmas is redundant."

Santa's Mask Problem

Neighbors staring in a window at a christmas tree

Santa Claus

"Rudolf. What do you mean you don't believe in me anymore?"

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

Five Gold Rings

You can lick my peppermint stick!

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

"Papi! Wake up! We have to put up our Christmas decorations!"

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

The gift of a family Christmas

'Did you remember to mail the cards?'

The wish lists kept coming, no matter how far he got from the office.

"Your behavior was kind of shady so don't be surprised if you only receive clothes for Christmas."

'Where did you say you got these Christmas crackers?'

'I guess you could say I'm on the cutting edge of naughty and nice.'

Santa Baby.

'Mine, all mine!'

'Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?'

'O tumbleweed, O tumbleweed, how lovely are your branches.'