Christmas Celebration Lovers Pillows

Christmas tree angel - "Ouch!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

GCSEs

King Kongs first christmas

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yo ho ho!

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Gesundheit!"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Tipping Pain Chart

A centipede's Christmas stockings

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Pole dancers

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Everything for a buck.

Santa and New Technology

Safe Christmas.

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Santa's Out Tray.

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