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"It's hardly my fault if I don't conform to your socially outmoded construct of what attributes constitute the definition of 'well behaved'!"

"That does it Rudolph! Take off that mask or you are not guiding my sleigh!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

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"Gesundheit!"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

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"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

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"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

There's no place like home for the holidays...

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

"Rudolph, call the recruitment department - I asked for 'Elvish helpers!'"

"I thought you might like to have a merrier brain for the new millennium!"

Santa left a six pack and cookies.

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

Aliens collide with Santa.