Holiday Tradition Lover Pillows

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Christmas on Other Planets.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I noticed a few browns."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

O Christmas Tea

Merry Kissmas

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Maypole

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Maybe this year..."

Easter Bunny!

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Trust me – she's a witch."