Traditional Holiday Lover Pillows

Christmas stockings

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

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"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

Christmas on Other Planets.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Maypole

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

O Christmas Tea

"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Maybe this year..."

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"Room for bigger presents."

Just your average family holiday portrait.

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"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"