Vintage Holiday Lover Pillows

Darning the Stockings

Cocktails on the verandah.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The Missing Sock Returns

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"