Vintage Fun Lover Pillows

Gypsy fortune teller consults a magic eight ball for a male customer.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

The Missing Sock Returns

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Early photobombing

Military Medals

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

A Macaroni in 1772

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Candid Camera store.

Karataoke

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

High Riders of the Old West

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Cats at private view

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Peel poker.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'