Vintage Fun Lover Gifts

Gypsy fortune teller consults a magic eight ball for a male customer.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Early photobombing

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Military Medals

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Candid Camera store.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

A Macaroni in 1772

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

High Riders of the Old West

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Cats at private view

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'