Vintage Toy Lover Gifts

Jack-in-the-time capsule.

Rocking Horse

Beanie Babies

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Rocking Horse

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Opening the Barrel

Swells - Men's Fashion

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Inaction Figure

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Jack in the Box

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'