Retro Toy Lover Gifts

Rubik's Pube

'The batteries must be dead.'

'Someone set a slinky going. Until it stops you'll have to use the stairs.'

Jack-in-the-box popping out of a television.

'Clockwork Orange Doll'

'I'd like to give you all the things I wanted as a kid, son...'

"How do you plug this in?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Rocking Horse

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Inaction Figure

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Jeremy Clarkson.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Jack-in-the-time capsule.

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

Kids today

Etch-a-sketch artist.

Clockwork Doll

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"