Retro Toy Lover T-Shirts

Rubik's Pube

'The batteries must be dead.'

Jack-in-the-box popping out of a television.

'Clockwork Orange Doll'

'I'd like to give you all the things I wanted as a kid, son...'

"How do you plug this in?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Rocking Horse

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Inaction Figure

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

Jack-in-the-time capsule.

Kids today

Etch-a-sketch artist.

Rocking Horse

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

Clockwork Doll

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Retro Kid.

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'