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'Jock in the box'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Jarvis Cocker

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Inaction Figure

Elton John

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Grandfather Clock

The Fab Four

Jeremy Clarkson.

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Social Struggles

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

Geri Halliwell.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Kids today

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

Jack-in-the-time capsule.

Rocking Horse

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

'I said shag carpeting.'

Clockwork Doll

Retro Kid.

'The batteries must be dead.'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

"A game you can play alone or in a group, that tests your agility and is dirt cheap?!" "Marbles!"