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'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"Show me how to use this dang iPad machine again, boy..."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"This doll doesn't do anything. . . is it dead?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Diner.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

Childlike love

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism