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'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

The Rubber Ball Company

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Rocking Horse

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

You had me at vintage.

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Man...You age great!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

Childlike love

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"