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'I can change! I swear!'

"Business is up and down."

"And what have you done besides this seasonal job in toy manufacturing?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Boy playing and sundayschool teacher

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"It's always easy to tell when then TV commercials for Christmas toys have started."

'Someone set a slinky going. Until it stops you'll have to use the stairs.'

PFI Lego - Buy now, pay when you grow up!

'This hand puppet is ambidextrous. It can be used on either hand.'

Inappropriate Children's Toys - Dagger in the box.

Indoor Yo-yo.

'Small tip, don't buy them Nerf guns for Christmas!'

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

The Three Bears - pocket version

'You want me to sign a prenup! When did Mattel give you balls?'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

A very fast Australian racehorse (Black Caviar) is the pick of the sandpit.

"Halt production on the trains - we're getting the Germans to make 'em."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

The Rubber Ball Company

"I just don't want to be anyone's 'little pony' for a while."

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

Rubber ball instructions.

Belleville Toy Store Next Exit (Scream until daddy pulls the car over.

"So then I said to myself, 'Why should I make toys when I can make the deals to make the toys?' "

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

"No Mr Claus. You can't have your order sent to more than one address."

"I'm called the Skin Horse because I'm made out of discarded human foreskin, okay? Got any more burning questions?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting."

LEGO profits.