Toy Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Santa to elves: 'Sorry lads. I'm closing this workshop down and relocating in the far east.'

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

'Margaret, call the broker!'

'I brought my sister. Did you bring my frisbee?'

'He's a quick learner. He's already memorized the last four digits of his social security number.'

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

Man from toy company uses jack-in-the-box to change tire.

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"Something with complicated instructions to keep my dad busy so I can play with my other toys by myself."

"I made a list of items I'll need to enjoy my summer for you to buy. How would you feel about holding down 3 jobs?"

Jack-in -the-box wins boxing match.

'Hey, we live in times of emanzipation and equality! Of course it's okay for a boy to play with dolls! Why do you ask?!

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'Step number one: take a good stiff drink.'

'She wants to keep my marbles. . .She's already swallowed two.'

Toy 4x4: Now with real emissions!

Jack in the box on strike.

'I need new batteries for the toys you brought last year.'

What can I play?

"Our new range of toys...John, let Sue have the truck or I'll send you both outside!"

"Surprise!... I'm an alcoholic!"

'If I'm going on a play date, Mom, shouldn't I have some mad money?'

Clockwork Toys.

'Between going to school, watching TV, and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.'

"I left my Barbie at home. She doesn't like kids."

Working On Silly String Theory.

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'She's the perfect Christmas gift! She walks, talks, eats, wets and can be written off as a dependent on your taxes.'

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

"The 'Kid' must be inside."

Girl's Toys

'Is everything made in China these days?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'