Funny Toy Enthusiast T-Shirts

Child with a toy figure of a middle aged man sitting in a chair called 'Inaction Man'.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The Rubber Ball Company

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

"Werewolves of London..."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Rocking Horse

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's his emotional support animal."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Childlike love

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Remote Control Duck

Toys

Inaction Figure

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Help me!