Funny Toy Enthusiast Gifts

Child with a toy figure of a middle aged man sitting in a chair called 'Inaction Man'.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"That'll be five bucks."

The Rubber Ball Company

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

One!

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Remote Control Duck

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Inaction Figure

Help me!

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"