Toy Enthusiasts Gifts

Jim took management through his latest development. He was going after the generation where every child gets a ribbon!!

Yo-yo companies sales chart shows sales figures going up and down.

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'Have you something that doesn't break every time he hits someone with it?'

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

Space Hopper present.

'There's no room for water!'

'Dad, we're already bored with our new toys. How many days until next Christmas?'

'I only come here to let my slinky go.'

Soldiers with Teddy Bears

'He has so much stuff, toys and gadgets so now we punish him by sending him to our room.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Toy Store/Battery Store

"Could you please crank the handle? I can't get a phone signal in here."

Old Man Playing Alongside Baby.

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Slinky Hell

God's yo yo

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

Rocking Horse

"That'll be five bucks."

Toys for Tots

"Hey, I've had it with winding you! From here on in you're going to make it on your own."

"I was hoping for something more Instagrammable."

Dear Santa, Please can you make certain that my parents are exposed to numerous advertisements for the following list of toys. . .

Tip-Top toys

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Santa Claus's Mail

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."