Childhood Toy Enthusiasts Gifts

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Childlike love

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

One!

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Help me!

Inaction Figure

Remote Control Duck

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Toys

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'