Childhood Fun Enthusiast Gifts

SUNNY HILL KINDERGARTEN

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"She's been so creative lately."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Haircuts

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

"Hi-yah!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Lamb Noise.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

The Perfect Cannonball

Snowman

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Rocking Horse

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I'll take a glassfull and he'll take a bowlfull!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'